Well, my zen feeling has left.
Ugh. It won’t be this week, cross your fingers for next.
Think I could author a study relating alcohol consumption to increased wait times? Seems pretty obvious, but there are some other stupid studies that get air time. I could alter the topic a tad and see if there is a progression from soft alcohol to the hard stuff.
I am looking forward to Halloween tomorrow where I can STARE LONGINGLY at other peoples cute kids. Matisse will certainly be euphoric when he is not the sole source of my affection because tomorrow he will alternate between Princess Leia, a devil, a moose & sporting a fancy mommy matching mullet wig I picked up at tar.get. Anyone sense desperation?
I am pretty close to running this want ad in the paper:
Seeking Cute Ethiopian Child, infant or twins up to 12 months
Must be willing to wear homemade knit and sewn items, be kissed uncontrollably, and licked by a large standard poodle. If you assume this role you will be doted on relentlessly and spoiled by your parents and a large community of family and friends.
Parents will gladly travel to pick you up and escort you home.
At this point the ad is starting to look like our best option.