I need your help. I hear you are moving into the TV room. Mom & Dad keep telling me it will be your bedroom. They moved the TV out and no longer sit in there with me. Now they are telling me that my beloved couch has to go away to make room for a crib. I am not certain what a crib is, but I do not like it. If you tell them that you do not want a crib they will leave my couch there.
Tonight Grandpa B. said they need to have a doll around so I get used to a baby. Do they think I am stupid? I know the difference between you and a doll. I will have to teach you what stuffed animals you can play with and which ones are special. Do you have one that you sleep with every night? I have “lovey” – he is my stuffed golden retriever. I cannot wait for you to meet my stuffed friends. Mom has some toys for you already and I think she is knitting you a stuffed teddy bear. Don’t tell her I told you, I think it is your Christmas present for next year.
Please let me know if you can help me on the couch issue. Below is a picture of me and my couch – you can see how much I love it.
Can’t wait to lick you,